Oceanside High School Connect #2114.1

** Signs **

Spotted in the toilet of a London office: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."

In a Laundromat: "Automatic washing machines. Remove all your clothes when the light goes out."

In a London department store: "Bargain Basement upstairs."

In an office: "Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday bring it back, or further steps will be taken."

In an office: "After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board."

Outside a secondhand shop: "We exchange everything -- bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?"

Notice in health food shop window: "Closed due to illness."

Spotted in a safari park: "Elephants stay in your car."

Seen during a conference: "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care center on the 1st floor."

Hubble Casualty Of Bush Space Plan - www.ezboard.com

Getting rid of Saddam was U.S. policy long before Bush By Kathleen Parker posted Jan 14, 2004, 00:30
Surprise! Saddam is a bad guy.

Cathy
I see a female chauvinist who earns a comfortable living, but she's still out to rip off a man.

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Californians for Budget Accountability - Welcome
Info on Proposition 56.

"Require legislators to deliver a fair budget, on time. If the budget is late, legislators won't get paid and can't take time off until it's done. No budget, no pay and no vacation or action on other bills."

If the budget is late, remove the roof from the building and restrict the legislators to a bread and water diet until the budget is passed.

The Register
The queen of proprietary hardware has her say.

Something by which to stir your brain
Thoughts about God.

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